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Summary of reviewsThe Crazy Bear Beaconsfield is a unique and opulent hotel that is highly recommended for travelers looking for a luxury and quirky experience. The hotel boasts exceptional dining options, particularly the Thai restaurant which was described as “flavorful” and “lovely.” The staff is friendly, professional and attentive, adding to the exceptional customer service. Most guests had positive things to say about their rooms with breathtaking decor and a cozy atmosphere. While there were some mixed reviews regarding cleanliness, guests appreciated the attention to detail and unique design. The outdoor pool and Moroccan themed area were also positives, despite some issues with poor maintenance and inconvenient location. Overall, the Crazy Bear Beaconsfield is a wonderful choice for a romantic and memorable experience. Show more
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Crazy Bear hotel is the oldest documented building in Beaconsfield. The 45 individually designed rooms and the shared areas of the hotel are decorated in a unique way. Dripping chandeliers, a staircase decorated with foliage painted in 24-carat gold leaf and Persian pony skin on the walls of the bar are only some of the elements that stand out.
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Room Types
SnugDesigned to be Snug... an intimate retreat for those that appreciate charm and individuality. Though small in size, each room is thoughtfully curated with unique and interesting decor includes free WiFi, flat-screen TV, and an en suite bathroom is featured in each room at Crazy Bear Beaconsfield, as well as bathrobes and room service.
DecadentOur most Decadent rooms... each boasting a luxurious walk-in wet room and a stunning roll-top bath. Immerse yourself in lavish furnishings that exude elegance and comfort, creating a perfect sanctuary of opulence includes free WiFi, flat-screen TV, and an en suite bathroom is featured in each room at Crazy Bear Beaconsfield, as well as bathrobes and room service.
CosyA Cosy taste of indulgence... all unique and individually designed to fit within the historic Grade 2 landscape of the hotel; your own Cosy escape includes free WiFi, flat-screen TV, and an en suite bathroom is featured in each room at Crazy Bear Beaconsfield, as well as bathrobes and room service.
BoujeeIndulge in something Boujee... adorned with velvet walls, bespoke baths and exquisite wet rooms. Some of our rooms are exclusively nestled a short walk from the Main Hotel in our Infinity Building includes free WiFi, flat-screen TV, and an en suite bathroom is featured in each room at Crazy Bear Beaconsfield, as well as bathrobes and room service.
Guest Reviews
7.9
Good
Location
Crazy Bear Beaconsfield is an ideal location for travellers looking for a stunning venue set in a picturesque location. The unique and extravagant decoration of the hotel adds to its charm, making it an attractive destination for those who appreciate quirky style. Although some rooms are situated on a noisy main road, hotel guests have easy access to the trendy bar serving delicious cocktails. Some of the rooms are located across a busy road, which might be an inconvenience for some. However, the location is convenient as it is close to food and drink options in a very nice area. Breakfast is also a highlight of the hotel and the location is deemed good despite potential parking issues.
Breakfast
The Crazy Bear Beaconsfield hotel offers a continental breakfast included in the price of the room, but hot breakfast options come at an additional cost which may come as a shock to some guests. Despite this limitation, the continental breakfast is described as lovely with a vast and generous selection. Some guests mention that an upgrade cost to hot breakfast options would have been a better option. However, many guests praise the food, stating that the dinner and breakfast were excellent and the Thai restaurant is great. A la carte breakfast options are available with fresh food and some guests describe their breakfast as absolutely divine. The prices of the cocktails are considered a bit expensive, but overall, the hotel provides good value for money with fantastic decor, staff, drinks and customer service.
Dinner
The Crazy Bear Beaconsfield boasts exceptional dining options, particularly the Thai restaurant which was described as "flavourful" and "lovely." The 10 plate tasting menu was particularly impressive with one guest noting that it was "one of the best we’ve tried outside of Bangkok and Phuket." The Sunday roast was also highly recommended. While some guests remarked that the cost of drinks and cocktails was high, the food and drinks were generally of high quality. The English restaurant was also well-received. However, a few guests complained about the expensive prices of both food and drinks and one guest unfortunately experienced food poisoning from the prawns. Despite some rude service from a single staff member, the decor, staff, drinks, food and customer service were all fantastic. Some guests noted issues with rushed service and forgotten sides during their meals, but overall, the dining experience at the Crazy Bear Beaconsfield is one not to be missed.
Rooms
The Crazy Bear hotel in Beaconsfield offers a quirky and unique accommodation experience. While there were some disappointing reviews, the majority of guests had positive things to say about their rooms. The decor was breathtaking with stunning and amazing rooms that were beautifully decorated. Guests loved the eccentric atmosphere and cozy vibes and found the beds to be comfortable. Memorable moments were had, especially during Valentines weekend with luxurious touches throughout. However, some guests commented on dated or impractical rooms with poor lighting and no coffee making facilities. Despite these few negatives, overall guests praised the hotel for its bold and different design and stunning decorations, rating the rooms as clean and unique.
Beds
If you're in search for a comfortable place to lay your head, you'll be happy to know that the Crazy Bear Beaconsfield has some pretty comfortable and cozy beds in its rooms. The majority of reviewers raved about their comfortable beds and how wonderful it was to sleep in them! Additionally, some of the rooms were described as being pretty and romantic with a comfortable setting. Although there were a few negative comments about the hardness of some of the beds and some reviewers were disappointed with the small size in junior suites, overall, it seems that guests can expect comfortable and cozy beds during their stay.
Cleanliness
Crazy Bear Beaconsfield receives both positive and negative reviews regarding its cleanliness. While some guests found the room to be musty and with mildew, others described it as spotless and very clean. Some guests complained of dust build-up, cobwebs around the windows and a clogged shower drain. Nevertheless, there were plenty of positive reviews praising the hotel for being clean, unique and comfortable with pleasant staff. Some guests also mentioned how the room and environment were really clean and how the hotel had a quirky feel to it. Despite the mixed reviews, it is worth noting that there were some issues such as poorly maintained grout in the swimming pool that caused one guest to injure themselves. Overall, Crazy Bear Beaconsfield is recommended for travelers looking for a unique hotel with friendly staff where cleanliness is prioritized.
Staff
Crazy Bear Beaconsfield is a quirky and amazing hotel experience that many guests love. The staff at this hotel seem to be a highlighted feature with many guests praising their friendliness, professionalism, attentiveness and Care. Many guests felt like royalty due to the exceptional service provided by staff members. The catering staff was especially friendly, making for a pleasant dining experience. However, there were a few negative comments about rude and dismissive staff and some staff seemed more interested in chatting with each other than serving guests. Nonetheless, most guests seemed to appreciate the warm welcome and attention to detail provided by the staff at Crazy Bear Beaconsfield.
Pool
The Crazy Bear Beaconsfield hotel offers stunning rooms and exceptional seven course meals. The hotel has a lovely and quirky bar and an outdoor Moroccan themed pool area. However, some guests expressed disappointment that the pool was too cold to swim in, despite being advertised as a facility. Some guests also found the pool area to be poorly maintained, resulting in injuries. Additionally, the pool was located outside, which proved to be inconvenient during cold or rainy weather. Despite these issues, some guests enjoyed using the pool for a quick dip, braving the cold water for a refreshing experience.
Boutique-Style
If you're looking for something eccentric and out-of-the-ordinary for your next getaway, look no further than Crazy Bear Beaconsfield. This lovely quirky hotel is an unforgettable experience, filled with luxury vibes, posh decor and unique amenities. You'll find yourself surrounded by unusual and colourful decor that sets the place apart from your typical hotel. The cleanliness of the hotel and its unique design is definitely a highlight for guests. With its funky and stylish boutique atmosphere, you're sure to create memorable moments during your stay. Book your stay and get ready for a fun, unique and unforgettable experience!
Luxury
If you're looking for an opulent and special place to stay, Crazy Bear Beaconsfield is the perfect destination. The beautiful property offers a unique style that creates truly memorable moments with a luxury vibe. It's highly recommended for a romantic getaway, as evidenced by many guests who spent their Valentine's weekend here. The decor is very nice and posh, making it a very beautiful and luxurious place to stay. It's a quirky and different, yet a decadent luxury hotel with a touch of naughtiness. The whole experience feels very luxurious and the exceptional rooms are clean, comfortable and romantic. The attention to detail is amazing and the hotel's Thai restaurant offers excellent service and food. While it can be expensive, it's well worth the visit to this amazing and funky stylish hotel.
Romantic
Crazy Bear Beaconsfield is the ultimate romantic getaway for any couple looking for a luxurious and quirky place to stay. The hotel is a perfect mix of fun and sexy and offers a fantastic weekend away. The rooms are simply exceptional with some of the signature waterfal bath tubs being a real highlight. The hotel staff are polite and helpful, making sure that guests have a fantastic time during their stay. Couples have described Crazy Bear as being the perfect spot for a lovely romantic night away, a wonderful cheeky night away or a Valentines weekend away. The decor is truly amazing with leather clad floorings and out-there style that adds a special touch to the hotel. The hotel is definitely worth visiting, whether for a make or break night or to celebrate an anniversary. Overall, Crazy Bear is an exceptional place to stay for anyone looking for something different and luxurious.
Yes, Crazy Bear Beaconsfield has pool(s) that belong to one or more of the following categories: Heated Pool, Outdoor Pool.
No, a spa isn't available at Crazy Bear Beaconsfield.
No, Crazy Bear Beaconsfield doesn't allow dogs.
Yes, parking facilities are available at Crazy Bear Beaconsfield.